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BULKED UP PACMAN IN DISTRESS [Oct. 23rd, 2006|03:19 pm]
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[darth_turtle]

ever since his retirement from the gaming industry, pacman had been spiritually lost. tired of being "that round blob" only associated with gluttony, he embarked on a deep personal journey.

after several years' worth of perilous soul-searching, pacman received a lucrative business proposition from beefcake industries, the leading manufacturer of illegal growth hormones. desperately in need of an image upgrade, pacman grabbed their offer: free hormones for life, if he chooses to endorse their products in a massive ad campaign.

however, the 300 kg of muscle he eventually acquired didn't provide pacman the inner peace he was searching.

years later, he ended up performing the part of "mr. hyde" in stephen norrington's ill-fated fantasy adventure the league of extraordinary gentlemen, a train-wreck of a film, which sadly sealed the fates of both the director and pacman.

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[User Picture]From: notosa
2006-10-23 12:57 pm (UTC)
pacman... nooooooo.... look at what you have become!
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From: darth_turtle
2006-10-23 03:30 pm (UTC)
i have to admit i feel bad for dreaming up such a bleak destiny for poor mr. pacman. all he ever wanted to do was to entertain kids! i have to come up with a way to save him from this dark future...
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[User Picture]From: notosa
2006-10-24 03:43 am (UTC)
find him a girlfriend...
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From: darth_turtle
2006-10-24 04:57 am (UTC)
yeah, that's it! and also find some use for those big fists. i have to put him fighting against the corporate executive!
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