|BULKED UP PACMAN IN DISTRESS
||[Oct. 23rd, 2006|03:19 pm]
ever since his retirement from the gaming industry, pacman had been spiritually lost. tired of being "that round blob" only associated with gluttony, he embarked on a deep personal journey.
after several years' worth of perilous soul-searching, pacman received a lucrative business proposition from beefcake industries, the leading manufacturer of illegal growth hormones. desperately in need of an image upgrade, pacman grabbed their offer: free hormones for life, if he chooses to endorse their products in a massive ad campaign.
however, the 300 kg of muscle he eventually acquired didn't provide pacman the inner peace he was searching.
years later, he ended up performing the part of "mr. hyde" in stephen norrington's ill-fated fantasy adventure the league of extraordinary gentlemen, a train-wreck of a film, which sadly sealed the fates of both the director and pacman.